BioTecK.net » Funny http://www.bioteck.net Wed, 01 May 2013 14:26:58 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Gangsta Lorem Ippzle Generator! http://www.bioteck.net/2011/05/05/gangsta-lorem-ippzle-generator/ http://www.bioteck.net/2011/05/05/gangsta-lorem-ippzle-generator/#comments Thu, 05 May 2011 18:48:22 +0000 Behrad http://www.bioteck.net/?p=6272 Getting bored to use the plain Lorem Ipsum? Then get ready to use the Gangsta Lorem ippzle generator! Thanks to @noudjes for the link! =)

]]> Getting bored to use the plain Lorem Ipsum? Then get ready to use the Gangsta Lorem ippzle generator! Thanks to @noudjes for the link! =)

]]> http://www.bioteck.net/2011/05/05/gangsta-lorem-ippzle-generator/feed/ 0 Mike Tyson’s 1 Step Angry Birds Addiction Cure http://www.bioteck.net/2011/03/20/mike-tysons-1-step-angry-birds-addiction-cure/ http://www.bioteck.net/2011/03/20/mike-tysons-1-step-angry-birds-addiction-cure/#comments Sun, 20 Mar 2011 15:58:04 +0000 Behrad http://www.bioteck.net/?p=6118 One thing which I don’t like about my HTC TP2 is the fact that it runs on Windows Mobile. Therefore I can’t play Angry Birds on my phone while everyone with Android and iPhone can play it on their phone.

If you’re unfamiliar with Angry Birds ...

Continue reading »»]]> One thing which I don’t like about my HTC TP2 is the fact that it runs on Windows Mobile. Therefore I can’t play Angry Birds on my phone while everyone with Android and iPhone can play it on their phone.

If you’re unfamiliar with Angry Birds then you should watch this video, which gives you a good impression about the game:

When I read the post called “Angry Birds: Release your Stress” it became clear that this game is quite addictive. That’s why Mike Tyson, yeah the boxer, will help you to cure your Angry Birds addiction. How? With his 1 step Angry Birds addiction cure! :mrgreen:

]]> http://www.bioteck.net/2011/03/20/mike-tysons-1-step-angry-birds-addiction-cure/feed/ 5 SUV’s To The Rescue! http://www.bioteck.net/2010/12/24/suvs-to-the-rescue/ http://www.bioteck.net/2010/12/24/suvs-to-the-rescue/#comments Fri, 24 Dec 2010 08:39:20 +0000 Behrad http://www.bioteck.net/?p=5929 The last couple of weeks we have seen a lot of snow in Holland. Even now the streets are covered with at least 20-25cm of snow and it’s still snowing! Yep, a big chaos from time to time; a lot of traffic accidents has happened, ...

Continue reading »»]]> The last couple of weeks we have seen a lot of snow in Holland. Even now the streets are covered with at least 20-25cm of snow and it’s still snowing! Yep, a big chaos from time to time; a lot of traffic accidents has happened, deliveries which can’t be delivered on time (like my order at work which were loaded on 2 full trucks) and last but not least: lots and lots of traffic jam! However,  I must admit that cars+snow=FUN! :wink:

So this has a big impact on almost everything, even on those big trucks! So what will help them when they’re stuck in the snow? Yeah SUV’s and in one case a rally car…
Here below we have 3 video’s which were shot in different places in The Netherlands where you’ll see a Subaru Impreza WRX STI, Audi Q7 (one of my favorite cars) and a Hummer (my all time favorite) rescue trucks which got stuck in the snow! Now let’s fight rescue!

Subaru Impreza WRX STI.

And now Audi Q7: Which disapointed me somehow!

And my all time favorite; HUMMER! :mrgreen:

]]> http://www.bioteck.net/2010/12/24/suvs-to-the-rescue/feed/ 3 Play Pac-Man On Google http://www.bioteck.net/2010/05/23/play-pac-man-on-google/ http://www.bioteck.net/2010/05/23/play-pac-man-on-google/#comments Sun, 23 May 2010 12:14:43 +0000 Behrad http://www.bioteck.net/?p=4858 I just noticed this, but when you visit Google.com you’ll see a screenshot of Pac-Man.. Another thing which I didn’t knew was that you can play it as well! Yeah, in your browser and like the good old time!

]]> I just noticed this, but when you visit Google.com you’ll see a screenshot of Pac-Man.. Another thing which I didn’t knew was that you can play it as well! :wink: Yeah, in your browser and like the good old time!

]]> http://www.bioteck.net/2010/05/23/play-pac-man-on-google/feed/ 2 Have You Ever Heard Of “Fainting Goats”? http://www.bioteck.net/2009/10/15/have-you-ever-heard-of-fainting-goats/ http://www.bioteck.net/2009/10/15/have-you-ever-heard-of-fainting-goats/#comments Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:04:59 +0000 Behrad http://www.bioteck.net/?p=4070 This video was brought to my attention by my cousin Parna. At first I thought this was just a joke but when watching the video I realized that this is for real!

]]> This video was brought to my attention by my cousin Parna. At first I thought this was just a joke but when watching the video I realized that this is for real! :wink:

]]> http://www.bioteck.net/2009/10/15/have-you-ever-heard-of-fainting-goats/feed/ 13 A Very Funny Parrot! http://www.bioteck.net/2009/07/31/a-very-funny-parrot/ http://www.bioteck.net/2009/07/31/a-very-funny-parrot/#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:28:18 +0000 Behrad http://www.bioteck.net/?p=4063 I just came across a very funny video staring a parrot! The parrot is able to make all kind of sounds so make sure you have your speakers on!

]]> I just came across a very funny video staring a parrot! The parrot is able to make all kind of sounds so make sure you have your speakers on! :wink:

]]> http://www.bioteck.net/2009/07/31/a-very-funny-parrot/feed/ 9 Karaoke For The Deaf… http://www.bioteck.net/2009/03/13/karaoke-for-the-deaf/ http://www.bioteck.net/2009/03/13/karaoke-for-the-deaf/#comments Thu, 12 Mar 2009 23:01:27 +0000 Behrad http://www.bioteck.net/?p=3919 While surfing on the net I came across this video and damn, it’s funny! Don’t believe me? Watch it your self!

]]> While surfing on the net I came across this video and damn, it’s funny! Don’t believe me? Watch it your self! :wink:

]]> http://www.bioteck.net/2009/03/13/karaoke-for-the-deaf/feed/ 14 How Dangerous Of A Driver Are You!? http://www.bioteck.net/2009/02/03/how-dangerous-of-a-driver-are-you/ http://www.bioteck.net/2009/02/03/how-dangerous-of-a-driver-are-you/#comments Tue, 03 Feb 2009 06:03:07 +0000 Behrad http://www.bioteck.net/?p=3907 As you might know I passed for my driving exam some months ago and a couple of days after I passed we bought our first car; Peugeot 106. A lovely car! Today I came across a very cool quiz called “How Dangerous Of A Driver Are ...

Continue reading »»]]> As you might know I passed for my driving exam some months ago and a couple of days after I passed we bought our first car; Peugeot 106. A lovely car!
Today I came across a very cool quiz called “How Dangerous Of A Driver Are YOU?” so I took the test and the results are VERY shocking.. NOT! :wink:

You scored a 85% (A)! Your driving level is: very safe

How dangerous of a driver are you?

So, take the test and tell me: How dangerous of a driver are YOU? :mrgreen:

]]> http://www.bioteck.net/2009/02/03/how-dangerous-of-a-driver-are-you/feed/ 11 Do You Talk Too Much In Your Blog? http://www.bioteck.net/2008/10/14/do-you-talk-too-much-in-your-blog/ http://www.bioteck.net/2008/10/14/do-you-talk-too-much-in-your-blog/#comments Tue, 14 Oct 2008 05:06:19 +0000 Behrad http://www.bioteck.net/?p=3804 Today I came across The Blog Verbosity Test and I took the test. This test will count how long your blog posts are and compare them against other bloggers. I know that I have been written some long posts in the past but I was ...

Continue reading »»]]> Today I came across The Blog Verbosity Test and I took the test. This test will count how long your blog posts are and compare them against other bloggers. I know that I have been written some long posts in the past but I was curious about that and I took the test and this is the result:

On average, your blog posts are around 68 words in length. This is 84 percent shorter than other bloggers who took this test.

Do you talk too much in your blog?

What’s your score? :wink:
Note: in order for this to work your blog must have an RSS feed that shows full posts, not previews of posts.

]]> http://www.bioteck.net/2008/10/14/do-you-talk-too-much-in-your-blog/feed/ 10 Free Hugs!? http://www.bioteck.net/2008/08/12/free-hugs/ http://www.bioteck.net/2008/08/12/free-hugs/#comments Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:00:54 +0000 Behrad http://www.bioteck.net/?p=2531 Some time ago Jannie and me were shopping in Eindhoven and then we saw something very strange/funny and I just had to make a picture of it.. Two girls were holding a sign which said: Free Hugs!

Forgive me for the “low ...

Continue reading »»]]> Some time ago Jannie and me were shopping in Eindhoven and then we saw something very strange/funny and I just had to make a picture of it.. :razz: Two girls were holding a sign which said: Free Hugs!

Forgive me for the “low res” photo, I made it with my HTC P4350 and not my regular camera! :razz:

So.. Free Hugs anyone!? :mrgreen:

]]> http://www.bioteck.net/2008/08/12/free-hugs/feed/ 13 Funny Cats http://www.bioteck.net/2008/07/19/funny-cats/ http://www.bioteck.net/2008/07/19/funny-cats/#comments Sat, 19 Jul 2008 20:31:05 +0000 Behrad http://www.bioteck.net/?p=2349 I love animals, especially cats. Why? they can act very stupid, do crazy stuff and they make you laugh!

]]> I love animals, especially cats. Why? they can act very stupid, do crazy stuff and they make you laugh! :wink:

]]> http://www.bioteck.net/2008/07/19/funny-cats/feed/ 6 Jeff Dunham – Achmed The Dead Terrorist http://www.bioteck.net/2008/07/14/jeff-dunham-achmed-the-dead-terrorist/ http://www.bioteck.net/2008/07/14/jeff-dunham-achmed-the-dead-terrorist/#comments Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:56:09 +0000 Behrad http://www.bioteck.net/?p=2319 It’s Monday again and for a lot of people it’s the end of there weekend and time to go to work and what way to start your week than with a great funny video! This is a performance done by Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead ...

Continue reading »»]]> It’s Monday again and for a lot of people it’s the end of there weekend and time to go to work and what way to start your week than with a great funny video!
This is a performance done by Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist! :wink:

]]> http://www.bioteck.net/2008/07/14/jeff-dunham-achmed-the-dead-terrorist/feed/ 16 Funny Animals http://www.bioteck.net/2008/06/22/funny-animals/ http://www.bioteck.net/2008/06/22/funny-animals/#comments Sun, 22 Jun 2008 10:54:24 +0000 Behrad http://www.bioteck.net/?p=2292 Animals are very funny, aren’t they? Anyway here is a video which really brings a smile on your face. However the first 35 seconds of the video aren’t what I call “animals”.

]]> Animals are very funny, aren’t they? :smile: Anyway here is a video which really brings a smile on your face. However the first 35 seconds of the video aren’t what I call “animals”. :razz:

]]> http://www.bioteck.net/2008/06/22/funny-animals/feed/ 4 Animator VS Animation II http://www.bioteck.net/2008/05/21/animator-vs-animation-ii/ http://www.bioteck.net/2008/05/21/animator-vs-animation-ii/#comments Wed, 21 May 2008 19:09:44 +0000 Behrad http://www.bioteck.net/?p=2204 Today I found part two of Animator VS Animation! This time the animator is looking for a challenge and decides to make the stick figure harder to beat! How powerful will the animation be this time??

]]> Today I found part two of Animator VS Animation!
This time the animator is looking for a challenge and decides to make the stick figure harder to beat! How powerful will the animation be this time??

]]> http://www.bioteck.net/2008/05/21/animator-vs-animation-ii/feed/ 5 Animator VS Animation http://www.bioteck.net/2008/05/19/animator-vs-animation/ http://www.bioteck.net/2008/05/19/animator-vs-animation/#comments Mon, 19 May 2008 19:04:57 +0000 Behrad http://www.bioteck.net/?p=2203 An animator faces his own animation in deadly combat. The battlefield? The Flash interface itself. Who will win? You can find out yourself!

]]> An animator faces his own animation in deadly combat. The battlefield? The Flash interface itself.
Who will win? You can find out yourself!

]]> http://www.bioteck.net/2008/05/19/animator-vs-animation/feed/ 7 How Rich Am I Going To Be? http://www.bioteck.net/2008/05/11/how-rich-am-i-going-to-be/ http://www.bioteck.net/2008/05/11/how-rich-am-i-going-to-be/#comments Sun, 11 May 2008 10:40:37 +0000 Behrad http://www.bioteck.net/?p=2196 How rich are you going to be? Answer the questions in the quiz and find out how much you’re going to earn!

14,498,976How much money will you be worth?

Let’s wait and see if this is true!

]]> How rich are you going to be? Answer the questions in the quiz and find out how much you’re going to earn!


14,498,976
How much money will you be worth?

Let’s wait and see if this is true! :wink:

]]> http://www.bioteck.net/2008/05/11/how-rich-am-i-going-to-be/feed/ 5 Jackson Pollock http://www.bioteck.net/2008/05/07/jackson-pollock/ http://www.bioteck.net/2008/05/07/jackson-pollock/#comments Wed, 07 May 2008 18:44:04 +0000 Behrad http://www.bioteck.net/?p=2194 I strumbled upon JacksonPollock.org where you can create your own Jackson Pollock masterpiece! You can change colours by a single mouse click! Press space bar to erase..

This is my creation, beautiful isn’t it? You can create your here…

]]> I strumbled upon JacksonPollock.org where you can create your own Jackson Pollock masterpiece! You can change colours by a single mouse click! Press space bar to erase..

This is my creation, beautiful isn’t it? :roll: You can create your here…

]]> http://www.bioteck.net/2008/05/07/jackson-pollock/feed/ 2 Football Bloopers http://www.bioteck.net/2008/04/29/football-bloopers/ http://www.bioteck.net/2008/04/29/football-bloopers/#comments Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:51:30 +0000 Behrad http://www.bioteck.net/?p=2184 From time to time I love football! Actually the football bloopers like this collection of video’s below!!

]]> From time to time I love football! Actually the football bloopers like this collection of video’s below!! :mrgreen:

]]> http://www.bioteck.net/2008/04/29/football-bloopers/feed/ 1 Blog Readability Test http://www.bioteck.net/2008/03/12/blog-readability-test/ http://www.bioteck.net/2008/03/12/blog-readability-test/#comments Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:07:46 +0000 Behrad http://www.bioteck.net/2008/03/12/blog-readability-test/ Have you ever wondered what level of eduction is required to understand your blog/website?! Apparently my blog’s readability is “Junior High School”!

What level or eduction is required to understand YOUR blog?! Click here to check it out…

]]> Have you ever wondered what level of eduction is required to understand your blog/website?! Apparently my blog’s readability is “Junior High School”!
blog readability test

What level or eduction is required to understand YOUR blog?! Click here to check it out…

]]> http://www.bioteck.net/2008/03/12/blog-readability-test/feed/ 3 Where is the Secret of Life? http://www.bioteck.net/2008/03/06/where-is-the-secret-of-life/ http://www.bioteck.net/2008/03/06/where-is-the-secret-of-life/#comments Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:51:27 +0000 Behrad http://www.bioteck.net/2008/03/06/where-is-the-secret-of-life/ This one is funny!! Use Google to find anything, even mp3′s, eBooks or a specific video file OR the secret of life!!

]]> This one is funny!! :mrgreen: Use Google to find anything, even mp3′s, eBooks or a specific video file OR the secret of life!! :wink:

Where is the Secret of Life?

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